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一句话把人逗乐的经典
所有的男人生来平等,结婚的除外。
咱们是否可以找个地方喝上一杯,交个朋友?或者说,还是我直接给把钱包给你?
我想,只要我再稍微具有一些谦虚的品质,我就是个完美的人了。
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过去,闹钟响的时候,我常常有把它拍了再继续睡的毛病,但是自从我在闹钟旁边放了三个老鼠夹之后,我的毛病就根除了。
如果说贝多芬是交响乐之父,那么是不是说贝多芬的父亲是交响乐之爷?
我做过很多愚蠢的事情,但是我毫不在乎,我的朋友把它叫做自信。
盲人协会真诚劝告您:千万不要酒后驾车。
我想我应该去减肥了,上次献血的时候,居然流出了一百毫升的猪油。
把俩条虫子做实验。威士忌里的那条死了,证明喝威士忌肚子里不长虫子。
我的创造力高得无法形容,我的工作能力强得无法形容,我的文字能力妙得无法形容。
假如计算机每重启一次,比尔盖茨都可以得到一元钱,那么他可要发了。
十年后,法院第二次判杀人犯死刑。
我假装为老板工作,老板假装付给我薪水。
我和妻子已经18个月没说话了,我没机会打断她。
有没有听过大猪说有,小猪说没有的故事?
我从来不看电视,我只不过是经常核对一下报纸上的电视节目有没有印错。
你的眼睛就象天上的明月,一只初一;一只十五。
你这个孩子怎么不懂事啊?舅舅正在这里,你怎么还会想到要去动物园看狗熊?
我的视力很差,比如说,看见那边墙上那颗图钉没有?你看得见吧,而我就看不见。
每天我都不断地刷新一项世界纪录"我在世界上已经生活的天数。
在因特网世界,你的女朋友可能是一位男性,而你的男朋友可能是一位女性,这很痛苦,但你得接受。
你的射击成绩真是太糟了,我要是你,我就立刻自杀,为以防万一你要多带一些子弹的。
如果你要和老虎比谁更能挨饿,那你赢定了。
我把电视遥控器别在腰上,作出一付买了新手机的样子。
只是有钱并不能让人幸福,所以我还偷些珠宝、邮票、手表什么的
生活真是没劲儿,上个月我的一个哥们儿向我借了4000块钱,说要去做一个整形手术,结果现在我完全不知道他变成什么模样了
抢劫者须知:本行职员只懂西班牙语,请您抢劫时一定要有耐心,最好携带翻译一名,谢谢!
你瞎了眼啊?这么大的盾牌你看不见,偏偏要把石头朝我脑袋上扔!
各位!今天是我太太30岁生日10周年纪念日!
钱输光了,家具也输光了,衣服也输光了,我现在出门像一个阿拉伯人.
我比较健忘,于是老婆常叮嘱我,说下雨天外出办事千万别拉了雨伞,所以家里现在已经有十把雨伞了.
除了一项,其余栏目填得都挺好,关系这一栏应该填岳母,而不应该填紧张。
爸爸今天打了我两次,第一次是因为看见了我手里两分的成绩单,第二次是因为成绩单是他小时候的。
悲剧好比是我不小心切掉了自己的小手指;喜剧好比是你不小心掉进了下水道。
争吵的时候,男人和女人的区别就像是步枪和机关枪的区别。
下面,我将公布史密斯先生的遗嘱,在公布遗嘱之前,我想满怀诚意地问一句,史密斯夫人,您是否愿意接受我的求婚?
别骂自己的孩子是小兔崽子,因为从遗传学的角度来讲,这对家长是不利的。
老婆,我不该用床单擦皮鞋,不过出差刚回来,一时半会儿还改不过来,我错了。
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记者:根据最近一项民意调查显示,国民对国内外时事的关心度很低,议员先生,您对此有何看法?议员:没有看法,我不关心
玛丽,如果你不答应嫁给我,我就立刻去自杀,这是我的一贯做法。
选择题:假如律师和政客同时掉进河里,请问你是去喝咖啡还是去看电影?
如果不是发生在我身上的话,那么这件事可真是太好笑了。
您想拥有一副好的牙齿吗?这里送给你三点经验:一、饭后漱口早晚刷牙;二、每两年去医院检查一次牙齿;三、少管闲事。
秀发去无踪,头屑更出众!
我们总是认为脑子是人体最重要的器官,但是别忘了这个判断是谁做的.
在教堂听讲经的时候我们应该保持肃静,打扰别人睡觉是很不礼貌的。
这些不是破烂!是我收集的古董!当然,如果你不喜欢的话,你可以扔掉.
人工智能和天然愚蠢无法相提并论"因为我们主张纯天然.
一个人如果面对众人批评仍微笑自如,那么他很可能已经找到了替罪羊.
昨天我报名参加了一个减肥训练班,他们要我在训练时穿宽松衣服,岂有此理?如果还有宽松衣服,那我还来报名干嘛?
19 October 2009
Respect
Dear all,
I would like to share a nice story,
True story...
A son says to his father :' Dad, will you be willingly to run a marathon with me?'
The father, despite his age and a heart disease, says 'YES'.
And they run that marathon, together.
The son asks: 'Dad, can you run another marathon with me?' Again father says 'YES'.
They run another marathon, together.
One day the son asks his father: 'Dad, would please do the Iron Man with me?'
Now just in case you wouldn't know, 'The Iron Man' is the toughest triatlon in existence;
4km swimming, then 180 km by bike, and finally another 42 km running, in one stroke.
Maybe this doesn't 'touch' you yet by heart ... until you see this movie (put on sound!):
There are simply no words for this. Just watch.
15 October 2009
Are You Gonna Finish Strong
But I just want you to know this is not The End.
It matters how you gonna finish.
Are you gonna finish strong?
You will find that strength to get back up. Like this. :)
哪里跌倒,哪里爬起;可老是跌倒,我怀疑那里地面有问题。今天分的国语考卷痛啊 >,<
Interesting
Planet Earth is formed 45 billion years ago.
In that context, human civilization is just the blink of an eye.
Earth can exists without us, but we cannot exist.. without the earth.
All we had to do... is get out of the way. ;)
14 October 2009
03 October 2009
Why I Never Want to Study On My Desk During Exam.
21 September 2009
没有绝对的价值观 《转》
問題一:如果你知道有一個女人懷孕了,她已經生了八個小孩,其中有三個耳朵聾、兩個眼睛瞎、一個智能不足,而這女人自己又有梅毒,請問,你會建議她墮胎嗎?
我剛要回答,朋友制止了我,又問我第二個問題。
問題二:現在要選舉一名領袖,而你這一票很關鍵。
下面是關於這三位候選人的一些事實:
候選人A:
跟一些不誠實的政客有往來,而且會咨詢占星學家。他有婚外情,是一個老煙槍,每天喝8─10杯的馬丁尼。
候選人B:
他過去有兩次被解雇的記錄,睡覺睡到中午才起來,大學時吸過鴉片,而且每天傍晚會喝一夸特的威士忌。
候選人C:
他是一位受勛的戰爭英雄,素食主義者,不抽煙,只偶爾喝一點啤酒。從沒有發生過婚外情。
請問你會在這些候選人中選哪一個?
朋友讓我把答案寫在紙上,然後告訴我說:
候選人A是:富蘭克林 • 羅斯福
候選人B是:溫斯頓 • 邱吉爾
候選人C是:亞道夫 • 希特勒
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注:
富蘭克林 • 羅斯福: 美国第32任总统
溫斯頓 • 邱吉爾:两度任英国首相,被认为是20世纪最重要的政治领袖之一,带领英国获得第二次世界大战的胜利
亞道夫 • 希特勒:总之大坏人一个
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我聽了答案驚訝地張大了嘴巴。朋友表情凝重地問我:
你是不是為世界人民選擇了希特勒?那你會建議這位婦女墮胎嗎?
我說:這個問題不用考慮,我們受計劃生育優生優育教育多年了,都生那麼多歪瓜劣棗了,就別再添亂了。當然墮胎啊。
朋友說:你殺了貝多芬,她是貝多芬的母親。
我又一次吃驚地張大了嘴巴。
朋友說:嚇一跳吧?本來你認為很好很人道主義的答案,結果卻扼殺了貝多芬、創造了希特勒?
最後朋友總結道:所以不要用既定的價值觀來思考事物。
我抓過朋友手中的報紙,原來真是一個測驗題,題目是《你的決定滅了誰》。
重要的是,不是我們在哪,而是我們要往哪走。
如果你知道往哪走,并且相信自己,世界會為你開出一條路。
18 September 2009
07 September 2009
06 September 2009
05 September 2009
轻松一笑
。。拾荒者好聪明。。
01 September 2009
Does God Exists?
I am not a truly religious person. But me like this ;)
Albert Einstein is one of the greatest person ever existed in this world.
30 August 2009
小故事 《转》
他们有说有笑地往上爬,但是好景不长,到了40楼,两人实在累了。想到还只爬了一半,两人开始互相埋怨,指责对方不注意大楼的停电公告,才会落得如此下场。他们边吵边爬,就这样一路爬到了60楼。到了60楼,他们累得连吵架的力气也没有了。弟弟对哥哥说,“我们不要吵了,爬完它吧。”于是他们默默地继续爬楼,终于80楼到了!兴奋地来到家门口兄弟俩才发现他们的钥匙留在了20楼的包包里了。
有人说,这个故事其实就是反映了我们的人生:20岁之前,我们活在家人、老师的期望之下,背负着很多的压力、包袱,自己也不够成熟、能力不足,因此步履难免不稳。20岁之后,离开了众人的压力,卸下了包袱,开始全力以赴地追求自己的梦想,就这样愉快地过了20年。可是到了40岁,发现青春已逝,不免产生许多的遗憾和追悔,于是开始遗憾这个、惋惜那个、抱怨这个、嫉恨那个,就这样在抱怨中度过了20年。到了60岁,发现人生已所剩不多,于是告诉自己不要在抱怨了,就珍惜剩下的日子吧!于是默默地走完了自己的余年。到了生命的尽头,才想起自己好象有什么事情没有完成,原来,我们所有的梦想都留在了20岁的青春岁月。
24 August 2009
20 August 2009
Camp. Again.
-And out of the many reasons that makes it so, the most significant one is of the because of The Camp.
-A 3 days camp, at the first 3 days of holiday.
-Its somewhere in Penang.
-I assure you this isn't one of the best way to spend your precious holidays.
-At least I am free from Sunday classes after I get my Confirmation.
-They threaten that you can't receive the Confirmation if your attendance to the Sunday classes is too low.
-Sometimes being the student-in-line for Confirmation and waiting to graduate is not as good as it seems.
19 August 2009
Smack That
The more I listen to this the more I like it. Yet you said it's.. lack of grace did you?
Money? No Problem. Pocketful of that now.
- The best line IMO.
15 August 2009
Minggu Sivik
Doomsday for the dust.
Gathering bits of thoughts.
Memorable day today. Thought I would put it up =)
First, because today Minggu Kesedaran Sivik or what, we went to 病老院。You know the one in Penang. We saw the orang-orang tua. Very very old elders. Not around 50-60 but mostly at least 70++.. My group help to clean their 草地.. with the sun blazing above its damn hot but.. Then we rest. That Yee Luan saw us sitting on the seats and say we look like play play come there fei4 de arr. I ask what had she done she said 陪老人讲话啦。^&#!*@^$~ Then we distribute water. After that we continue watch their performance. 华乐 the best. They even 做戏。。 you know the old old chinese drama. Very very funny we laugh our head off =D There's a group of U students from KL too together with CO they sing rasa sayang haha the 气氛 very high.
Took some photos. For moral folio I suppose it should be useful. Is there any title related?
Forgot to take off our masks zz
Can I laugh I want to laugh I have to laugh I can't stand it Hahahahaha
They say we are like F4! HA HA HA HA..
Then the FUN part! We visit the War Musuem in Penang. Its about the World War II. Built by British bu controlled by Japan temporarily. Its my first time there. Its.. wow. Soldiers. The places are all real. The barracks. The bed. Underground path. Escape routes. Ammunition hoist. Four storey deep hole. 慰劳妇 room. The bicycles. The real old photos. The writings leftover by soldiers. The original rope where they hang the heads chopped off by Japanese. Saw a skull half buried. Fake built-in machine gun model -duh-. The site for cannon which can fire as far as 30-40 kilometres. Their toilet of bucket system. The tombs. "They die for the free man today". The 1 metre wide and 0.5m deep square hole built into solid stones where they use to imprison people. -Imagine that-
Yeong Shyang said, Die le also cannot lie down.
I said, can 坐禅。枯坐而死。
Penlyn said, I can manage that small place la.. How about other people..? LOLOL.
An office where british use for meeting, Japanese use to 枪击 people. A deep underground path to the sea where British use for replenishment and supply, Japanese use to hang people. Wei Leong said, Japanese come here to kill people only. Thats quite true.
The places are all fascinating. And, like Xiu Ting said, very very clever. Military intelligence. Efficiency. Powers.
There's one place where we go into a dark tunnnel about 150cm height. Very sure its 150 because Penlyn can stand inside hahaha she's 148. She's very very afraid of dark and force me to be near her. So tight she gripped on me. She's afraid of dark and ghosts and said we cannot call each other names. Its 禁忌。听到了也不要应。We can see she 还小 and still to grow lol. And we get to crawl and climb a straight 90 degree ladder in a dark place. That the most fun of all. Let me feel 热血沸腾。Its like we are the soldiers following commands. Actually as a soldier is very cool just that I scare pain.. and might possibly 为国捐躯。But 生为热血男儿,不求天长地久,但求死得其所 是这个意思吧。。Not for penlyn though she force me to be near her and Xiu ting again. When I disappear through the hole above she's scared out of her mind. She looked like shes about to cry when her head popped out and I gave her a helping hand. After she had calm down she asked how can you guys climb out without help. Wei Leong said: 你看除了你还有谁需要帮忙的? Hahaha everyone climb out without help and she went =.= I suggest a second round and she 翻了个白眼。A girl Judo junior said 你不要傻啦。。 !@&*(^#*&#
P/s I notice most 华乐 girls are 斯文 and 含蓄 and 晰白。蛮有 女性气质 Feminity. And their hairstyles are almost the same. 只是一种欣赏的态度 =)
On the way back the 2 big guy take off their shirt and sleep. Many peeping eyes in front. I acted as if I dunno them. Hahaha then the best part today is we go back school I didn't call dad we play basketball. They 赤着上身 play and 赤脚 for more agility with jeans half folded like siao kia running hahaha then 2 people from scout join us one of them also 赤身 hey volleyball trainee accross the court are staring lol. Its raining at that time. Everyone's body s full of sweat. 群雄角逐 斗争 激烈战况 As a result my feet 严重 脱皮 Oww. Walk also feel the pain.
Continue draft. Just back from cousin birthday. Watch 月光宝盒 starring 周星驰。One of my favourite movie very very good and funny. Conscious failing. But cannot sleep arrgh I ate too too full. Its a 另类折磨 arrrgh.
But today, I am happy =D 充实的一天
P/s 我想到什么就写什么 有点乱 别见怪
P/p/s
Omg I LOVE this movie. =D
09 August 2009
20 July 2009
11 July 2009
Transformer?
(L) the music.
(L) the cool video.
(L) Transformer 2. =D
One of the greatest movie ever.
20 June 2009
Songs
Nice music. It fits my liking. One of the best of 2009s.
A must-hear-song. One of my favs =D
Just that the lyrics is... ><
Today I
I got 3 sure rights out of 9 question. Gilbert 4 rights but he is double my marks he completed one of the hardest question which is worth all my 3 plus together. Wei Qi the first to leave hall Li Hau as always the most pro one Mian En also very good. Jin Yeong.. dunno about him..
I was quite anxious before I went there. I was in the same group with Jin Yeong he is so committed and hardworking yet I didn't attend the training once at all because it crashed with ICT. I don't want to be the bad apple of the group -stressstress-
I don't even know how to find the area of triangle through trigonometry or solving by induction or inequalities that includes AM GM and what what M or... and they are just the basics WTH.
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..We had fun on the bus. Gilbert got a powerful handphone N73 -inherited?- from his father with powerful mp3 feature. And he brings cubes. Somehow he has become the entertainer haha
And it's his birthday today.
We had quite a laugh on the other version (
Akon - I wanna love you
唉,近墨者黑啊。。 (Kimberley? LOL)
善哉善哉。。
17 June 2009
Looking Back on Pictures
More to come if I have time. Now I just have a very late nap and I can't sleep. Too energetic.
That day so 看不开 told her to cut it very short
12 June 2009
Now This Is
I have upload quite a colourful image for background and I am not bothering to change the font colours. Suit yourself.
Although the background looks weird because of it small size compared with my widescreen resolution.. And repeating makes it weirder.
But this will do.
For the time being.
P/s I miss my hairs T.T
09 June 2009
Tagged. Me Bored.
Sisters: No
Brothers: Younger brother
Shoes size: Never notice
Height: 177cm
Where do you live: Simpang Ampat
Favourite drink: 100plus. The best after vigorous exercise. Taste salty if drank normally.
Favourite breakfast: Anything? I am not picky on food. Preferably Milo. Source of energy~
HAVE YOU
Been on a plane: No
Swam in the ocean: Yes. But no goggles no fun. I remember snatching the 3 only goggles from seniors lol.
Fallen asleep in school: Yeah
Broken someone's heart: I won't
Fell off your chair: I am well-balanced
Sat by all night waiting for someone to call: I prefer sleeping.
Saved e-mails: Informative ones.
What is your room like: bedroom? uhh a bed and a wardrobe?
What's right beside you: No one
What's the last thing you ate: Homemade Koay Teow Teng
Ever had chicken pox: No
Sore throat: Yes
Stiches: As in too much laughter or stitches to heal deep gashes?
Broken nose: No. 会破相。。
Do you believe in love at first sight: Possible. One never knows until the moment comes.
Like picnics: Yes. Especially beside a stream or waterfall.
Who was the last person you danced with: Judo members?
Last made you smile: ..Myself?
You last yelled at: Judo Gathering.
TODAY DID YOU
Talk to someone you like: Text?
Kissed anyone: No
Get sick: No
Talked to an ex: No
Miss someone: Yeah
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No. But I want to try.
What's under your bed: Space and air
Who do you really hate: Anything that can drawn out my hatred
What time is it now: 12.27pm
Is there a person who is on your mind right now: The person lives there. Does that count?
Do you have any siblings: Yes
Do you want children: Depends
Do you smile often: Yes
Do you like your handwriting: Not really
Are your toenails painted: No
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: Comfortable ones. The one in White House?
What color shirt are you wearing: White green.
What were you doing at 7pm yesterday: No idea. Reading or online or TV.
I can't wait to: Have lunch.
When did you cry last: Years ago.
Are you a friendly person: Ohh yeah. -smiles-
Do you have any pets: No
Where is the person you have feelings for right now: Home?
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you: Who's the last person...?
Do you sleep with the TV on: No
What are you doing now: Typing
Can you handle the truth: No problem.
Are you closer to mother or father: Mom
How many people can you say you've really loved: My grandma in SP. My parents. Her. Dunno about my bro.. =P
Do you eat healthily: Most of the time. Sometimes desires overcome our senses..
Have you ever cried because something someone said to you: I guess so. How else would I cried?
How often do you go to church: Once a few weeks
If you're having a bad day,who are you most likely to go to: 找周公下棋
Are you confident: Always
THINGS YOU DID 10 YEARS AGO
That's... 6 years old. No idea. Growing?
THINGS ON MY TO DO LIST TODAY
-Watch TV
-Surf the web
-Reap everything I could get from Raymond house if possible.
-Look for CDs
-Sleep early
5 PLACES I HAVE LIVED IN
-Penang
-Lenggong, Perak
I TAG
You. Yeah you don't look elsewhere. You.
08 June 2009
Laying Back
So, the gathering. One word describes it all. It sucks. It's so so so so cold... and so so so so damn hot because of the sun and played too much balls with the seniors. Form 1 2 3 they were just too.. shy. Though I didn't make much of an effort to 炒热气氛. Basically I just stood there watching them. I can't get high myself. Maybe it's because of the open space.. If we could not enjoy ourselves how could they enjoy..? Ohh how I missed the campfire few days ago when we were all crazy and..
And whoever put the station games after noon is just plain stupid. That was when the sun was at it's highest point. Kinda pity the game masters in 爱心剧场。。Must have been boiling hot with the sun flaring above..
Well although I was one of those who planned the time... I am pretty sure I put the station game before noon. Maybe the plan changed I didn't attend the last few meetings.. Whatever that doesn't matter anymore. It's over. And many important 筹委 didn't come. That included yeong shyang, theam ho and yi zhen. They sorta boycott judo because they refuse to accept the new president so we were short of people...
Although 有点对不起他们。。 I can't resist it when I saw the balls. Basketballs. In a basketball chord. Try predicting what happened. I had been cut off from it for.. -counting- about 3-4 weeks I think. Ohh I love the touch and the feel of the ball. I had a good time playing with seniors and showing off my skills =P My cousin from England challenges me basketball when he comes back. Gotta brush up my skills then...
And this doesn't matters much. My bro has know how to turn a Rubik's Cube into places ages before. One day I learned how from school and showed it to him. And now in the holidays he learned how to complete a 4 x 4 one WTH. You, my bro. Don't qun1 too much. Told ya I just don't have the time and motivation to learn...
And huiyi mention 1234. I heard it before. But I never know it's from plain white t's until I saw her blog..
Plain White T's - 1234
There's only one thing
To Do
Three words
For you
(I love you) I love you
There's only one way to say
Those three words
That's what I'll do
(I love you) I love you
(I love you) I love you
And countless time we have said it since. Each time true. =)
06 June 2009
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I'm sittin' here all by myself
just tryin' to think of something to do
Tryin' to think of something, anything
just to keep me from thinking of you
But you know it's not working out'
cause you're all that's on my mind
One thought of you is all it takes
to leave the rest of the world behind
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back/but I know you did
This one is also not bad. Might as well put it up.
Home- Michael Buble
I would send them but I know
That it's just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that..
Tagged
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Water
2. Last phone call: Mom
3. Last text message: Lini
4. Last song you listened to: Right Now- Akon
5. Last time you cried: Years ago. No idea.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: No?
7. Been cheated on: Don't think so
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No
9. Lost someone special: No
10. Been depressed: I am optimistic
11. Been drunk and threw up: Me still underage.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Blue
13. Black
14. White
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: In?
17. Laughed until you cried: Not that exaggerated
18. Met someone who changed you: Definitely
19. Found out who your true friends were: Maybe
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes. Including chicks talk =.='
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: No
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Everyone
23. How many kids do you want?: Depends
24. Do you have any pets: No. I hope I have one.
25. Do you want to change your name: Maybe. Christian name too.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Eat cakes. Make a wish.
27. What time did you wake up today: 10.47 a.m
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: In front of the computer
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Be at her side.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 1 hour ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I don't have to strive for my studies.
32. What are you listening to right now : Poker Face- Lady Gaga
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Nothing
35. Most visited webpage: Google. It's my homepage.
36. Whats your real name: Chai Zee Yang. Obvious
37. Nicknames: Zee?
38. Relationship Status: Not single.
39. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
40. Male or female?: Male
41. Primary School?: SJK ( C ) Boon Beng
42. Secondary School?: SMJK Jit Sin
43. High school/college?: Not yet.
44. Hair colour: Black
45. Long or short: Tall?
46. Height: 177cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes
48: What do you like about yourself?: Me. I am awesome xD
49. Piercings: No
50. Tattoos: No
51. Righty or lefty: Righty
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Never
53. First piercing: Never
54. First best friend: Name? Aik Ming?
55. First sport you joined: Table Tennis
56. First vacation: Melaka I suppose. Years and years ago.
58. First pair of trainers: Who would remember that?
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Air. Bacterias.
60. Drinking: Vapour In the air
61. I'm about to: Get frustrated
62. Listening to: Musics
63. Waiting on: Dinner
YOUR FUTURE
64. Want kids?: Yes
65. Get Married?: Yes
66. Career?: Never thought of that. But I can do well in any field.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Both
68. Hugs or kisses: Both
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger: Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Depends
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms
73. Sensitive or loud: What?
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger? : No
77. Drank hard liquor: No
78. Lost glasses/contact: I don't wear them
79. Sex on first date: No
80. Broken someone's heart: I hope I won't
82. Been arrested: Me good citizen.
83. Turned someone down: Don't think so
84. Cried when someone died: Depends who that person is.
85. Fallen for a friend?: Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Definitely
87. Miracles: Yes
88. Love at first sight: Possible
89. Heaven: Yes
90. Santa Claus: I would if they give me presents.
91. Kiss on the first date: Maybe?
92. Angels: God, yeah. Angels....
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
95. Did you sing today?: Yes
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Me honest guy.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: The moment I was born.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: uhh.. Christmas?
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Maybe
I tag:
Chung Aun
Lini
Raymond
Edwin
Darren
05 June 2009
What I Learn in the Leadership Camp
2. Tonnes of 口号
3. That the school is actually very wide. I never know my legs could get sore by running up and down the school wth.
4. Hero always dies first.
5. Me
6. Never be an environmentalist.
7. Campfire was fun! Maybe it's because it's all F4-er so it's high enough. But for me it won't be half as fun if it wasn't for someone.
8. Never be a campfire commitee because there's a high possibility you won't be able to take part. Or you can and get scolded afterwards.
9. You could actually be one if you want to escape items or run overplaces.
10. How to dance the.. jumping jumping in 4 direction dance. And chicken dance too.
11. We can actually do so many things in the morning before 12. Station games for instance.
12.Be grateful with the showers at home instead of pipes.
13. Our country has hope if we have our first chinese Prime Minister.
14. Mr. Bean is still funny to watch.
15. A useful table of time management.
16. One 至理名言- 生命只是一个过程,可悲的是它不能从来,可喜的是它也不需要从来! from <童梦奇缘> I think.
17. That I am a natural born leader xD -ahem group captain here-
I feel young =) Youth energy is blazing inside me.
The talks are quite okay okay. Except the first one about the environment. I know everything with common senses so I doze off while sitting until Kang Jie -ICT president- woke me up because the talker is coming with the MIKE. I am sleeping so comfortably say.. Others are okay. Talks that I didn't fall asleep in could be counted as good talks.
And if my life has only 3 days left:
1. She is my first thought.
2. It's still her.
3. Go travelling to see wonders. Wonders of the world. Not the 7 wonders though. I don't think I would like to see the Long Walls or Taj Mahal before I die. Yeah they are worth seeing but not if you are dying. How about be at the tallest point of Paris or New York so you can have a great view of the cities and 感叹 human's era and jump before you die?
4. I i i i didn't think of my family? Oh no. This is bad.
5. Can't think of anything else. Someone filled my mind.
What I want after the camp.
1. Learn how to break. If I have the time that is.
2. Have a notebook after I saw 陈咏仁 's one with all his pictures on the desktop. A personal one.
3. I want 六国争霸 的时代。 现在仍然是 秦国 一统天下 =.=' Don't worry if you can't tafsir I want to make it vague.
Actually I was all.. cool the first day when I go to the camp. The second day is better. The last day our group were at the peaks. We were so high. On drugs lol. They say we score the best at the basketball throwing station game on the last day. I am quite 舍不得 when I have to go home..
And there's one week holiday. A week that I couldn't see.. or hear.. or touch..
Her.
I will survive the week with the computer and books and movies and Lost.
My heart is divided. Ily. I do.
Footprints in the Sand
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
By -
01 June 2009
小哲理
你会如何决择呢??
你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。
一个是快要临死的老人,他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生,他曾救过你的命,你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人,她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人,也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人,你会如何选择?
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了,你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车,因为他救过你,这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。
在200个应征者中,只有一个人被雇佣了,他并没有解释他的理由,他只是说了以下的话:
'给医生车钥匙,让他带着老人去医院,而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人都认为以上的回答是最好的,但没有一个人一开始就想到。
小哲理:
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势(车钥匙)? 有时,如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执,狭隘,和一些优势的话,我们可能会得到更多。
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【和尚与屠夫】
从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经,而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。 为了不耽误他们早上的工作,是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。
多年以后,和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了,而和尚却下地狱了。
Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事,叫和尚起来念经,相反地,和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……
小哲理:
你所认为的事情以及你所做的东西你一直认为是对的,但有时后却不一定是对的
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【皮鞋的来历】
很久很久以前,人类都还赤着双脚走路。
有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行,因为路面崎岖不平,有很多碎石头,刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后,他下了一道命令,要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做,不只是为自己,还可造福他的人民,让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。
但即使杀尽国内所有的牛,也筹措不到足够的皮革,而所花费的金钱、动用的人力,更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到,甚至还相当愚蠢,但因为是国王的命令,大家也只能摇头叹息。
一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言:「国王啊!为什么您要劳师动众,牺牲那么多头牛,花费那么多金钱呢?您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢?」国王听了很惊讶,但也当下领悟,于是立刻收回成命,改采这个建议。据说,这就是「皮鞋」的由来。
小哲理:
想改变世界,很难;要改变自己,则较为容易。
与其改变全世界,不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法,以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后,眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
I copy all. Actually only the first story gets my attention.
23 May 2009
Why I Locked Up My Blog
It's only a.. vague reason.
But now I am sure of it. The reason. This place. It doesn't sounds like me anymore. All those posts. They are just so unlike me. From what chung aun say, I am different from my ways and thoughts. If you are referring my 'thoughts' from this blog then it is inaccurate. I don't know why is it so. I don't know. Maybe I have change. Maybe my thoughts have change. Or maybe I didn't.
So I removed some of the posts. I can't bring myself to delete
everything. It's like destroying a tower built up blocks by blocks into rubbles...
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Another week just passed. This week may seems ordinary. But no it's not. Everything changes since last week. For me that is.
And its not because of the exams. Screw the exams. No it's because of something else..
I saw something.. and that something becomes a.. catalyst.
I won't elaborate here in case someone would mind.
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I looked back again. I have changed. I am sure of it. One wouldn't feel this way when he looked back to his previous writing if he is unaltered.
Maybe everyone changes with the flows of time. Or maybe it's because I am in l... And from what someone says, if a guy's too good and has-never-been-busted, he wouldn't mature and grow up.
.. I have always thought I could be considered as an intrapersonal type of person. Looks like I am not one...
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And some ask me why. I could only say, because it was her.
Because it was me.
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....Much time wasted. Better get back to revision and study until become like this >>> @.@ and -.- .I still have Chem Add Maths Sivik Komsas Literature famous sentence to go... Screw the exmas. Just.Screw.It.
Good luck in exams for myself and everyone. Good luck.
08 May 2009
03 May 2009
So what does it all means?
Did You Know
My uncle email this to my mom. My mom shows it to me. I find it on youtube and put it here.
So what does it means? It means you just waste 5 minutes of your time to learn useless facts.
But then, who knows? These facts may come in handy in the future xD
But tell me when it actually does.
14 April 2009
These days
Instead I went to have a very refreshing play of basketball. Exercising and sweating is essential for a healthy lifestyle. Of course by sweating I mean not under the sun.
Now this part is going to be weird. Recently I feel that life is getting easier. Like, I didn't feel busy or in lack of time. It's not that we are getting less works or I am cutting down my tuitions or activities, but rather I have get used to my hectic -not now- life.
Time is our best teacher, despite the fact it kills everyone it teaches. Difficulties in life do strengthen us, doesn't it?
... Duh... I think I am a little out of my mind. Life is easy? Maybe it's because I am light-headed from too much basketball. Maybe I will be freaked out all over again when the exams is gaining. Again.
Just wait and see.
So basically it's
Lessons in the morning.
5 tuitions a week.
2/3 activities (depends if I do skip or not)
2 ICT classes.
3/4 times of basketball play per week.
Then homeworks at night.
Studies, co-curiculum, basketball, tuitions, homeworks and friends. A typical secondary school life of a student from JSHS.
But it's still not perfect.
Oh yeah there's still something missing.
04 April 2009
15 March 2009
18 January 2009
感触
中四开学至今,已有数个星期了。这期间我忙得很,上学后就是补习,这需要高度的精神专注力,很耗心神,大脑简直没有一刻在停止运作,这样下去,大脑迟早当机。不过我明知不可为而为之,不专注,补习岂不是白去了,这样会白白浪费我的时间。那可不行。中四的时间已所剩不多,把那些宝贵的时间都浪费掉,那我真是欲哭无泪了。
偶尔,我会在做功课时,发起呆,并做起一件以前从不会做的事,那就是静下心来,深思,冥想。我很珍惜这段时间。它能让我静下心来,并让我整理意识海中的思绪。这一想下来,感触良多啊。
十六岁,说大不大,说小不小,乃是一个人的思想慢慢地接触并更加了解这个世界,心境渐渐蜕变成成人的一个转折点。曾几何时,以前的憧憬,执著,梦想,突然变了样。有些梦想达成后,便发现那些事并不如想象中那般美好;抑或者发现有些梦想,是多么的遥不可及。以前的天真与纯真,都不在了,都悄悄的离我们而去了,剩下的,只有为了在这世间存活所需的绝对理智。我发现,我渐渐的变成了现实主义者。汗~!
人生大道上,分叉成无数岔路,而我们在岔路前总是犹豫不决,充满了迷茫。差之毫厘,谬以千里。一步之差也会酿成无法挽回的过失。就像现在的我,在犹豫着是否要拿ICT,换做以前对此兴趣浓厚的我,会毫不犹豫,全神贯注地拼了,然而现在我对此的兴趣渐渐的淡漠了。没了兴趣,可能就会变成负担。我在怀疑,我的选择,是否正确?
世间没有回头路,没有得从来。人生,最是无情。
算了。既然这是我的选择,我不会后悔,也不想去后悔。人做事需要果断。无壮士断腕之心,难成大事也。反正这门学问也很有用处,既然我被选中了,又何尝不是一种机遇呢?
十六岁,人生,不容易啊。。
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读起来似乎会觉得我很悲观,其实不然,这是因为现在文学气息很重啊 =.=''' 其实我是很看得开的 哈哈 xD
还有,唔,这个,我知道我的华文很差,看不顺眼的人。。别拿东西丢我。。
...
打得我好辛苦。。华语好难打啊。。。
10 January 2009
Busy x3
Tuitions until 6.30 every schoolday. Full timetable. Well maybe except Wednesday. No tuition.
I felt weary... mentally...
04 January 2009
Stupid yet brilliant question
号称世界上最难的问题!
爱因斯坦在20世纪初出的这个谜语。他说世界上有98%的人答不出来
1、在一条街上,有5座房子,喷了5种颜色
2、每个房里住着不同国籍的人
3、每个人喝不同的饮料,抽不同品牌的香烟,养不同的宠物
问题是:谁养鱼?
提示:
1、英国人住红色房子
2、瑞典人养狗
3、丹麦人喝茶
4、绿色房子在白色房子左面
5、绿色房子主人喝咖啡
6、抽Pall Mall 香烟的人养鸟
7黄色房子主人抽、Dunhill 香烟
8、住在中间房子的人喝牛奶
9、 挪威人住第一间房
10、抽Blends香烟的人住在养猫的人隔壁
11、养马的人住抽Dunhill 香烟的人隔壁
12、抽Blue Master的人喝啤酒
13、德国人抽Prince香烟
14、挪威人住蓝色房子隔壁
15、抽Blends香烟的人有一个喝水的邻居
....
答案: 德国人
以下是抄来的解说,很长,没兴趣的请无视它 直接跳过
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首先定位一点,按照房子的位置,从左至右,12345依次排开
挪威人住第1间房,在最左边。∵英国人住红色房子,挪威人住蓝色房子隔壁,∴挪威人房子的颜色只能是绿、黄、白,又∵绿色房子在白色房子左面,挪威人住蓝色房子隔壁,∴挪威人只能住黄色房子,抽Dunhill香烟,∴第2间房是蓝色房子,又∵养马的人住在抽Dunhill香烟的人隔壁,所以第2间房子的主人养马。∵绿色房子在白色房子左面,∴绿色房子只能在第3或者第4间。如果绿色房子在第3间(即中间那间),∵住在中间房子的人喝牛奶,∴绿色房子的主人喝牛奶,这与条件中绿色房子主人喝咖啡相矛盾。∴假设错误,绿色房子在第4间,其主人喝咖啡。进一步推出第3间房子是红色房子,住英国人,喝牛奶。第5间房子是白色房子。∵丹麦人喝茶,绿色房子主人喝咖啡,英国人喝牛奶,抽Blue Master的人喝啤酒,∴挪威人只能喝水。∵抽Blends香烟的人有一个喝水的邻居,∴抽Blends香烟的人只能住第2间房子。
现在来整理一下,第1间房子是黄色房子,住挪威人,抽Dunhill香烟,喝水。第2间房子是蓝色房子,主人养马,抽Blends香烟。第3间房子是红色房子,住英国人,喝牛奶。绿色房子在第4间,其主人喝咖啡。第5间房子是白色房子。∵抽Blue Master的人喝啤酒,∴既抽Blue Master,又喝啤酒的人只能住在第5间房子。∵德国人抽Prince香烟,∴德国人只能住第4间房子。∵抽Pall Mall香烟的人养鸟,∴只有英国人抽Pall Mall香烟,养鸟。∵抽Blends香烟的人住在养猫的人隔壁,又∵抽Blends香烟的人的隔壁只可能是挪威人或者英国人,∴养猫的人是挪威人或者英国人,又∵英国人养鸟,∴养猫的人是挪威人。
现在再来整理一下,第1间房子是黄色房子,住挪威人,抽Dunhill香烟,喝水,养猫。第2间房子是蓝色房子,主人养马,抽Blends香烟。第3间房子是红色房子,住英国人,喝牛奶,Pall Mall香烟,养鸟。第4间房子是绿色房子,住德国人,抽Prince香烟,喝咖啡。第5间房子是白色房子,主人抽Blue Master,喝啤酒。∵瑞典人养狗,又∵第1,2,3间房子的主人都不养狗,第4间房子的主人是德国人,∴第5间房子住瑞典人,养狗。∵第1,3,4,5间房子的主人分别是挪威人,英国人,德国人,瑞典人,∴第2间房子的主人是丹麦人,喝茶。
最后将战果整理一下,第1间房子是黄色房子,住挪威人,抽Dunhill香烟,喝水,养猫;第2间房子是蓝色房子,住丹麦人,抽Blends香烟,喝茶,养马;第3间房子是红色房子,住英国人,抽Pall Mall香烟,喝牛奶,养鸟;第4间房子是绿色房子,住德国人,抽Prince香烟,喝咖啡;第5间房子是白色房子,住瑞典人,抽Blue Master,喝啤酒,养狗。
结论:如果其中有人养鱼,则养鱼的必定是德国人!
房间 1 2 3 4 5
颜色 黄 蓝 红 绿 白
国籍 挪 丹 英 德 瑞
饮料 水 茶 牛 咖 啤
香烟 du ble pa pr blu
宠物 猫 马 鸟 鱼 狗