既然

既然选择了远方，既然目标是地平线，那我留给世界的只能是背影。



感触之作。

So many things to do, So little time.

Okay, I will list out the things to do before I forget.

-Go Langkawi
-Go KL
-Motor license
-Buy a personal notebook (yay!)
-Read through, and try to understand Economics + Finance
-Take a peek into Pre-U syllabus
-Buy SAM books

-Repair my phone keypad. Dammit it took me 10 minutes to type a simple sms.

-Exercise, play badminton, play basketball.

-Movies, enough said.
-Books. My uncle lend me some.

-Headhunt for computer games. What's a holidays without GAMING?

Games to buy:
-Call Of Duty: Black Ops
-Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
-Darksiders: Wrath of Wars

To be continued.

Jokes

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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"Marketing 101"

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.

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There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde

teenaged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they

always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine

months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to

the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see

the ugliest child he has ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the

father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around

on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time.

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening

the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with

talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.

"Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.

"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one

for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night

when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the

kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot

at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of

water."

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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband

> > > is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home

> > > unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom

> > > closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

> > > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that

> > > the little boy is in there already.

> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."

> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."

> > > Boy - "I have a baseball."

> > > Man - "That's nice."

> > > Boy - "Want to buy it?"

> > > Man - "No, thanks."

> > > Boy - "My dad's outside."

> > > Man - "OK, how much?"

> > > Boy - "$250"

> > >

> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy

> > > and the lover are in the closet together.

> > > Boy - "Dark in here."

> > > Man - "Yes, it is."

> > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

> > > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the

> > > boy,"How much?"

> > > Boy - "$750"

> > > Man - "Fine."

> > >

> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy,

> > > "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't ., I sold my baseball and my glove."

> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

> > > Boy -"$1,000"

> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."

> > > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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Last but not least....

One day the Russian started a quest to dig the earth and see what they have. They dig until 200m and found some copper wire and make a statement "Russian has been using telephone for communication since 200 yrs ago."

When the American see this, they start digging too. Around it went deep until 500m and found some fiber optic look-a-like and claim that "American has been using fiber optic for communication for 500yrs ago."

Looking at both claims, the Malaysian started to dig too. 100m... 500m... 800m... and they found NOTHING! You know wat they claim?

"We are already using wireless communication 1000 yrs ago!!" :D

Contradiction

If a = b
a² = b²
a² - ab = b² -ab
a (a - b) = b (b - a)
a (a - b) = -b (a - b)
Cancel out (a - b) both side, we get..
a = -b

Huh?

LOL!

This never fails to get me laughing :)

At Long Last

I came back. To the place I created. Yet not knowing what I should do or say. That was really ironic, huh?

More videos then, I think.



Love this :) And the music. I had nearly forgotten that this game is based on a love story. IMAGINE THAT. All I remember about this game is demon slashing swt.

Be patient until around 1:30. Thats where the narrative starts.

"That arrogant kid possesses d-d-demonic powers!!" My favourite part lols.


P/s I am particularly surprised at all those comments in my previous posts. But all they did was to make me uneasy for dunno what reason.

WOW.

The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:

"Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."

One student replied:

"You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building."

This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:

"Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.

"Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the skyscraper.

"But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g).

"Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.

"If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building.

But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor's door and say to him 'If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper'."

The student was Neils Bohr, the first Dane to win the Nobel prize for Physics

Omg this is a true beauty. Who can lend me that game please?

Some of my favourite cutscenes from DMC4

Random

有时候听得多，看得多了，会颇有感触，前一刻好像对人生有更深刻的了解似的，一转身，经验还来不及沉淀，转换成在人生大道前进的资本，就忘得一干二净。

也许这也是成熟的一个过程。

那一刻，你愿意用心去琢磨，能把握得住，感悟越多，思想就越成熟。

你放任它离去，不去留意，不去关心，心灵就会失去磨炼的机会，也许你就会像个永远长不大的孩子，思想像一块未经雕刻的璞玉，保留赤子之心，永远发光发热。

As the saying goes, growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Do you really want to grow up?

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Now I am looking for a video about life cycle of stars for my assignment.

You know? My first ambition ever is to become an astronomer. 天文学家。

I was once fascinated by the universe, the stars, planets, galaxies, nebula, power of black hole that could bend even light, the secret of space and time, 相对论 (well i guess this is physics. But the universe is all about physics aren't it?) and all of which only God could create.. 宇宙，浩瀚而细腻，无垠无穷无尽。

But unless I could get into NASA i am going to say goodbye to this career. (Edwin wants to be one, though)

曾几何时，过了会做梦的年龄？

星辰的年龄是以亿万为单位，与人类相比可说是永恒的存在。我们实在是渺小啊＝＝

然而永恒太长太长了，把握不住那是人之常情，但是刹那的时间。这样短暂，却能把握得住的人，又有几个呢？刹那都把握不住，如果把握住永恒？

Earth Hour Humour

PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT THIS IS JUST FOR A LAUGH. IT IS FAKE AND UNTRUE.

I don't want to get caught by ISA. It ain't going to be fun.

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KUALA LUMPUR — Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Malaysia’s premier energy provider today announced that they were taking legal action against the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) for organising the Earth Hour, a global movement that makes a stand against climate change by turning off all non-essential lights and electrical equipment for an hour every year.

In a Press conference, TNB president and CEO Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh said that the annual worldwide symbolic gesture, which this year would be observed this Saturday at 8.30pm, is nothing more than an ‘arrogant and thoughtless viral movement’ aimed to hurt power companies such as TNB.

“Obviously these green-minded fellows think they’re really cute, organising such an irresponsible campaign,” said Che Khalib angrily. “They say ‘turn off your lights for an hour’ and people do. I bet that really makes them feel all powerful.

“What these western colonialists fail to grasp is how such drastic action affects the poor companies like us. One hour of unused electricity means an hour of wastage for TNB. Did you know that last year’s Earth Hour costed us millions in unrealised revenue?” asked Che Khalib, seething.

“How do you think that affected our production? We couldn’t exactly turn off our power plants just because a large number of Malaysians turn off their lights at the same time. So imagine all that wasted energy.

“This year, we expect even more people to fall for this global con-job,” added Che Khalib. “So there’ll be more lights turned off. KL alone would be engulfed in darkness. Yes, sure, it may seem fun to some, running around in complete darkness. But that also means TNB would get less money. Tell me, what am I supposed to say to the kids of this electrical technician when we can’t give bonus this year?” asked Che Khalib, as he pointed to a TNB staff manning the lights for the Press conference.

He added, “In light of such inconsiderate actions by these tree huggers, TNB has no choice but to take legal action against the Earth Hour organisers, WWF. We’ll wait for our accountants to come back with the loss figure after this year’s Earth Hour, and we plan to sue them for that same amount. We may even add a hundred million ringgit or so, to teach them a lesson.”

Che Khalib also reminded Malaysians to ignore the Earth Hour, calling it a ‘cultural invasion, a concerted assault by extreme liberal forces aimed to destabilise poorer nations’.

“We are Malaysians, and we should be proud of our lights. Every night we should go out and see the beautiful sparkling lights in our city skylines. Don’t be ashamed of the lights,” said Che Khalib, as he unveiled a set of pictures showing the Petronas Twin Towers and the surrounding buildings consequently going dark during last year’s Earth Hour.



“See this? See how ugly, gloomy and dark the last picture is? God knows how many people tripped over things and hurt themselves in the complete darkness, not to mention the number of bad people going around doing naughty things, knowing the authorities could not see them.

“Let’s reverse the order of these pictures this year, and fight for the rights to our lights,” continued Che Khalib. “Let’s unite as 1Malaysia, and tell these green terrorists that we will not go dark! We will not switch off! Let’s tell them that we love our lights!

“POWERRR… EXTREME!” he screamed, as powerful clusters of foglamps flooded the conference room with ultra-bright and hot light, temporarily blinding everyone present, and signalling the end of the Press conference.

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By the way I suppose my family is going to close the lights. But we shall be going out until we can turn on our lights. I don't see what is the point. Most people will not stay at home there is no light. We try to conserve the electricity, yet using up more than we bargain for (last year because of the Earth Hour my family takes an unnecessary trip and end up shopping in the mall) and at the same time polluting the environment with nitrogen oxides, carbon monoxide blah blah which is the product of burning of petrol (petroleum engineer earns a lot, btw). Quite ironic isn't it?

JSPO Concert 2010

The concert is fabulous.
We sat at RM20 places (Siang Ying sat there too, with a RM10).
Saw Joo Yin as conductor.
Siang Ying yell out her name. We didn't, although we promise we would.
Noisy Gilbert on the bus. His Sony what what camera clicking everywhere.
Saw Dylan, extremely tall as usual.
Cellist swing? their cello 360 degree during the show.. Good skills.

And guess what - Joo Yin is the conductor for the last song--- DORAEMON!!! LOOOLLLLLL omg she didn't tell us. Everyone on the stage is swaying. Audience is clapping. It's so so hilarious hahahaaha


It feels great to go out once or twice :)


P.S. Gilbert record half of the concert with his camera with extremely good quality. He says he want to put it on facebook, so stay tuned guys. :)

Pen Story

Happy Birthday Dad