既然

既然选择了远方，既然目标是地平线，那我留给世界的只能是背影。



感触之作。

So many things to do, So little time.

Okay, I will list out the things to do before I forget.

-Go Langkawi
-Go KL
-Motor license
-Buy a personal notebook (yay!)
-Read through, and try to understand Economics + Finance
-Take a peek into Pre-U syllabus
-Buy SAM books

-Repair my phone keypad. Dammit it took me 10 minutes to type a simple sms.

-Exercise, play badminton, play basketball.

-Movies, enough said.
-Books. My uncle lend me some.

-Headhunt for computer games. What's a holidays without GAMING?

Games to buy:
-Call Of Duty: Black Ops
-Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
-Darksiders: Wrath of Wars

To be continued.

Jokes

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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"Marketing 101"

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.

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There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde

teenaged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they

always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine

months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to

the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see

the ugliest child he has ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the

father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around

on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time.

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening

the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with

talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.

"Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.

"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one

for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night

when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the

kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot

at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of

water."

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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband

> > > is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home

> > > unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom

> > > closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

> > > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that

> > > the little boy is in there already.

> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."

> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."

> > > Boy - "I have a baseball."

> > > Man - "That's nice."

> > > Boy - "Want to buy it?"

> > > Man - "No, thanks."

> > > Boy - "My dad's outside."

> > > Man - "OK, how much?"

> > > Boy - "$250"

> > >

> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy

> > > and the lover are in the closet together.

> > > Boy - "Dark in here."

> > > Man - "Yes, it is."

> > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

> > > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the

> > > boy,"How much?"

> > > Boy - "$750"

> > > Man - "Fine."

> > >

> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy,

> > > "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't ., I sold my baseball and my glove."

> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

> > > Boy -"$1,000"

> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."

> > > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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Last but not least....

One day the Russian started a quest to dig the earth and see what they have. They dig until 200m and found some copper wire and make a statement "Russian has been using telephone for communication since 200 yrs ago."

When the American see this, they start digging too. Around it went deep until 500m and found some fiber optic look-a-like and claim that "American has been using fiber optic for communication for 500yrs ago."

Looking at both claims, the Malaysian started to dig too. 100m... 500m... 800m... and they found NOTHING! You know wat they claim?

"We are already using wireless communication 1000 yrs ago!!" :D